Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Loperson

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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