Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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