Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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An Aisian failed a test

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Patriarchy.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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