You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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