- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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