- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What's brown and adhesive? A stick