Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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