- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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