What walks on it's hands My uncle

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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