Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Justin Beiber

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Justin with a hat.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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