What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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WNBA

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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