How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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You and your parents are going to die today

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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