What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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WNBA

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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