- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

ejaculation JLR

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Wright flyer

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

you suck

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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