Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Connor is homo

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

haha

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Anti Joke

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