Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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