rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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