Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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