- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's circular and round A circle

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

thomas!!!!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.