- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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