Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

It was a beautiful day. Face.

I once did something.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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