- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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