- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Justin Bieber

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

destiny

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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