nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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