- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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