How old is your mom Dead

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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my whole life!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What? Yes.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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