- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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