Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

The truth is he loves her!!

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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