- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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