Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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