- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Pickles are powerful

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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