hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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