- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Dude man, I'm high...

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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