- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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