- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Pickles are powerful

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did? Yes

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Ain't idn't a word.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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