- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Who wants water? I do.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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