Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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I agree

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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