- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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