- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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