- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Connor is homo

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

I once did something.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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