- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's circular and round A circle

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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