Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Tilt your screen back .

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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