If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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