Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Ehh

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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