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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Connor is homo

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl