- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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