roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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fi uoy nac daer siht sdrawkcab uoy tsuj daer siht sdrawkcab

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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