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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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