Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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SBB

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Flowers are colors Love me

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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