- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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