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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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