what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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anus

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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