- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Women's rights.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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