- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Everybody will die

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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