- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

richard is fag

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what's white and sticky semen

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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