there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Your Mom The End.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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