What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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