What's brown and sticky? Anal

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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