Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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The WNBA

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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