- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

i killed my family

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A American seeking into mexico

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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