You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

I once did something.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

404: Anti-joke not found.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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