- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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