Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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which one is easiest

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why did? Yes

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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