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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

richard is fag

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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