- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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