- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What's city is in New York New York City

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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