- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

richard is fag

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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