Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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