- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

were at work systems r down

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

69 is a number not a sex poshion

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