- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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