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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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