- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

what's white and sticky semen

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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