a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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