What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

you see theres this guy.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

#Getweird

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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