- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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