There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Get up Look in the mirror

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Justin beiber..

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Tucker Rivera

Gus's mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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