- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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