- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

One, two, three, four and five

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Your Mum is soo fat.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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