- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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