A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Feminism

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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