What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Black people.

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