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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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bite me

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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no

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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