Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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