- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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