Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

12

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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