- Anti Joke

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What is the difference?

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.