What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What's 9+10? 19

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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