- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

I have aids

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What did the old man say? Im old

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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