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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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