- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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