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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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