If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Gay republicans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Justin Beiber

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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