- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Once upon a time

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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