- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

george goodburn is secretly mexican

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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