- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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