- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Charlie Sheen

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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