- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

4 hours later.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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