- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

You should read the Terms of Service.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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