- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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