- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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