Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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