A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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2 black kids walk into school

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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