What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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