- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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