- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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