How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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