- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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