- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

This is the concept of anti-joke.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Knock Knock The doors already open

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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