- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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