- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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