- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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