binladin walks into the american seals

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Sloths

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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