Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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non poop

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Skrillex.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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