A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Irish sobriety

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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