- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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