- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

White NBA players.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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