- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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