A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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