Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Rebecca Black

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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