- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Then none of us want to be right.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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