- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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