How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Mitt Romney

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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