So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right (common knowledge)? That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that changes all of his CNA (Cheerio DNA) into whichever type of cheerio that he wants. However, this machine performs a process that is extraordinarily painful, because that sort of thing would hurt. Anyway. He does it, and the normal flavored cheerio becomes a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, this girl cheerio hates him so much that she invents an identical machine and does the process on herself in order to become a cinnamon-apple cheerio, just so she can avoid this creeper. So, she does it. The boy cheerio is starting to get upset at this because he really wants her. So he tells himself that he will go through the pain for her, and becomes a cinnamon-apple cheerio. She then changes to a honey-nut cheerio! He decides that this is the last time that he will change cheerio type. He does it, and she changes one more time, into a normal cheerio - the kind he originally was. So he says out loud, "Okay, this is really the last time. If she changes again, I will just stay back with my family." So he becomes a normal cheerio again, and she doesn't change fast enough for him to put his moves on her. So, they start dating, and he finally asks her to the Formal Bowl (ahaha, get it, bowl instead of ball). Anyway, they get there and dance intensely for a few hours. They do all different kinds of dances. They do the tango, which was not very good. Also, they square dance, like rednecks. Finally, they get tired and she sends the boy cheerio to the milk bowl (you know, since it's a cereal dance, they have that and punch). He gets there and stands in line for ten minutes. Finally fed up at the really long line, he looks over at the bowl of punch and realizes there is no punch line.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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matt is fat

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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