Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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my whole life!

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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feminine literature

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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