- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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