- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

How old is your mom Dead

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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