- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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