- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

women's rights

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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