- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Justin beiber..

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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