Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Religion.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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like most people my age. im 27

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Anti Joke

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