I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Ebola

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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