Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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