your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Kys

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

This sentance contains three errers

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Anti Joke

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