Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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penis

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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