- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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