Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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