- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

whats dumb and small? dandruff

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

My cat just died.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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