The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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