The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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no

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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SBB

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Christianity.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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