- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

ur an fagit

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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