whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Justin Bieber.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Women's rights.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

You idiot.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

wael.. nuff said

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