- Anti Joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Obama getting elected in 2012.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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