- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Justin with a hat.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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