Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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