What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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