- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

noah is a scrub jungle

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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