Is maynaise an instrument?

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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