- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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