- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Arrow in the Knee!

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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