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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Justin beiber..

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

ask me if im a door yes

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.