- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

I like the color potato.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Who invented apple? God

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

robin, get in the car.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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