- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What did the old man say? Im old

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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