- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

You having friends.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

A gay man watches football.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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