Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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