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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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