- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

This is an anti-joke.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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