- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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