Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Justin beiber..

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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