- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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