Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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