Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Ben Affleck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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autsim

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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