- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

ask me if im a door yes

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Donald Trump.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Is maynaise an instrument?

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