A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

ask me if im a door yes

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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