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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

John Cena for president

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

you will like this because i am black.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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