Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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