- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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