- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

NASCAR being considered a sport.

White men's rights

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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