So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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