- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Guest what? Dog

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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