what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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