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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.