- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Blacks

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Two planes walk into an office building

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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