- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What the hell are you doing?

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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