A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Continents are large islands.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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penis

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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