whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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