Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

knock knock Goodbye

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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