A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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