What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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punchline below punchline above

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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bangers and mash?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Help I'm being raped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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