Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

jibby jobby

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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