- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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