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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Thats what she said

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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