- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

binladin walks into the american seals

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do u call a cripple Biv

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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