What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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