How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

4 hours later.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Once upon a time, The end.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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