- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

ask me if im a door yes

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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