- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

ejaculation JLR

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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