- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Irish sobriety

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Ebola

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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