- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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