- Anti Joke

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?