- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Women can vote? wtf

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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