How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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White men's rights

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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How old is your mom Dead

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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my whole life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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