- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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