69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Justin beiber..

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Kefka > Sephiroth

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Donald Trump.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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