- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

I'm HIV positive.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

you know whats not funny white boards.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Do u take sugar?

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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