a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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black people

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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OIO

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Anti Joke

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