Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Donald Trump.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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