- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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