Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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