Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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