the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Penis chickens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Turkeys are obese

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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