What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

rose are red violets should be purple

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What's up? Your time.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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