What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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