- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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