What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Justin beiber..

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Donald Trump.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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