- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

I have read the terms and conditions

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??